kiss kiss bang bang
Don’t turn your back on me, baby, ‘cause you just might pick up my magic stick.

Black Magic Woman - Santana

Is magic stick = disco stick?

Who do you want to put outside of your mind in 2010? There’s gotta be someone out there you wanna put outside of your mind in 2010. There’s gotta be someone out there who fucks you up every time they send you a text or a phone call, and they seem to know exactly when the wrong time is. As soon as you start talking to someone else, months after the last time you talked to your ex, you’re talking to the first pretty guy or girl you’ve seen in months, and guess what you get? Brrrring! Thinking about you. Brrrring!
John Mayer, interlude during Out of My Mind at John Mayer Trio show, Hard Rock Cafe, Las Vegas on New Year’s Eve (via thereisnomorocco) (via fuckyeahjohnmayer)
If you don’t like my attitude, dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT.
Captain Crook, Professor, Mayor McCheese: Kindly introduce yourselves.

Captain Crook, Professor, Mayor McCheese: Kindly introduce yourselves.

@anatidaephobia

I like you, too. Virtual hug! Happy 2010! :)

Prosperous life. Good health. Ideal weight. Big boobs.

Happy twenty ten everyone!

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Unglued - Jupiter One

Let the growing of the trees remind you that everything is now behind you.

FIFA 08 introduced the band to me. I love them && my inbox says they love me back. ♥

Hahaha.

(via fuckyeahgaelgarciabernal)
You are too beautiful.

(via fuckyeahgaelgarciabernal)

You are too beautiful.

Mmmkaayyy. Isn’t she the sweetest friend in the entire universe ever?
NEENS, YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE.

Mmmkaayyy. Isn’t she the sweetest friend in the entire universe ever?

NEENS, YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE.

You teach me and I’ll teach you.

POOOOKEEEEEMOOOOONNNNNNN.

I see myself as a huge fiery comet, a shooting star. Everyone stops, points up and gasps “Oh look at that!” Then—whoosh, and I’m gone. And they’ll never see anything like it ever again. And they won’t be able to forget me—ever.
Jim Morrison
My crushie as a little garl. ♥

My crushie as a little garl. ♥