Word.
329. IF YOU ARE A MALE WHO CANNOT GET LAID; LEARN TO PLAY GUITAR, DEVELOP A BRITISH ACCENT, AND ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE. PROBLEM SOLVED.
(via gotwisdom)
Or play basketball or footy really well and be covered in tats.
There’s two kinds of guys. The ones who hold your hand, and the ones that fuck you.
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I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think its the thing I like most, to laugh. it cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.
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I’ve been thinking a lot lately about taking chances. And how it’s really just about overcoming your fears. Because the truth is, every time you take a big risk in your life, no matter how it ends up, you’re always glad you took it.
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The world is full of goodbyes. You probably meet a new one every day, but that never makes it any easier.
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It is a known fact that musicians are panty peelers.
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HAHAHAHAHA. Panty peelers. (via imperfectmasterpiece) HELL YES HAHAHA. |
